Seriously. Dodai is a beauty!

Cold War makes me cry all the cries every single time. UGH SHE'S SO BRILLIANT.

I agree, but only if we're already starting with Ms. Monáe at 100%.

I love that I don't know who most of these people are, but I recognized that owl IMMEDIATELY.

As a gay myself, I'd like to offer Courtney Love a hearty "fuck you."

"unsupported female breasts...oscillate as much as eight inches in space when a woman runs, and not just up and down, but also side to side, forward and backward."

I now love your mom.

Don't we live in the future now? With Skype or whatnot?

omg, that's amazing.

I regret not being stoned. Just in general, though.

THANK YOU.

Mostly, this article makes me glad that I'm queer and reinforces my desire to neverever date corporate, mainstreamy people of any gender. What a douche. Ugh. I need a palate cleanser.

I would knock out the walls between the main bedroom's two WICs and create a femme parlour/dressing room for myself. There would be a chaise lounge and a glamourous old-fashioned vanity and lush velvets and sumptuous silks and...

"for some reason"?

I'm not sure, but I'm worried his lips will never close again with that nonstop gif-looping action.

Wait, what? Where?

There is no shame in that story. I validate you!

Yep, it was her dad.

Holy crap, I made it out of the gray zone! This calls for some celebratory Feminazi ice cream. Ben & Jerry's is making that now, right?

Someone needs to make an extended mix of "feminazis stole my ice cream." IT WILL BE THE HIT OF THE SUMMER!