Homing. Homing device. Like homing pigeon.

These are gonna be so big at Burning Man. It's the new Utili-kilt!

"lets you crouch without the ouch"

If you know how to read numbers, and how to compare the ones above to the ones in your freezer, you're fine.

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No, we can't. Because while Anne Hathaway can seem sort of annoying "omg look at me!" Taylor swift is totally different. She's more deeply creepy in that way that she is always 100% not present because she wants to make sure to give the camera the same face every time and not show any actual emotion.

THANK YOU. I've been sitting here so irritated at the comments that imply or outright state that it's "in spite of" their uncoventional looks, rather than "because of."

If I learned anything from growing up with The Cosby Show, it's that Phylicia Rashad is always right.

Also, most servers have to split tips with kitchen staff, bussers, etc.

Yeah, I guess I have a pretty laid-back approach - like, chocolate is poisonous to dogs. But American-style milk chocolate has so little actual chocolate! So I don't freak out when my 55lb dog eats a chocolate chip cookie, but if he'd eaten a few bars of dark chocolate, I'd worry. Or if he was a much smaller dog,…

omg, please fuck off, if you can manage it while you're so busy missing the point.

OT: Avocado is not poisonous to dogs! I mean, the flesh isn't. If it were, AvoDerm kibble would've gone under a loooong time ago.

Dear Lindy,

okay, but do you only read the first part of everything? Because what I said was "SOME OF US LIKE/NEED THE STRUCTURE THAT ACADEMIA PROVIDES." Or something to that effect. I'm helpfully putting it in all-caps so you don't miss it.

How's that condescension workin' out for ya?

It is possible to explain without calling the other person's concerns dumb. Probably you'll have more success in life by refraining from doing that. Just an idea.

Maybe you missed that WHOLE BIG PART about the love of learning? Not that you have to go to college to keep learning, but for some of us, the structure of academia is helpful.

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Oh fer fuck's sake: the g-spot IS real (whether or not you want to call it a g-spot is a whole 'nother ballgame). There is an actual anatomical thing called the urethral sponge. For some people it feels real good to stimulate with that crooked finger-come hither motion. (Because all of those nerves and muscles and…

Real talk.