“So much of America’s internal conflict could be avoided if our substandard public education system would/could teach all of our citizens what “fascism” actually is.”

Hmmm, the lines look nice. I like the little porcupine vent action going on over the front wheel arch, very eye catching. It’s hard not to look good with a liquidy black like that. But ... those wheels. It just kills the illusion. Absolutely zero sidewall, and evidently also no space for suspension travel. Makes it…

Wow, there’s a lot of roofed-over space in there where someone else used to be able to sit. I bet you could cram a shit-ton of batteries in, AND still have enough space to make the chassis crazy rigid. Or ya know, try to one-up the Bugatti on radiator count or something.

Go Union!  Make it better!

Don’t send your children to college in an anti-abortion state.

“only 0.5 percent of the cars in Russia are EVs”

How about this:

That Starlet it my jam! I like it! Would have to get used to walking around to the wrong side of the car and shifting with my off hand... The Vanderhall is cool also.

Oh man!  I really appreciate the zany youthful energy around here, and so it makes sense that like Narnia or something, you have to send the olds on to their next thing.  But damn.  Seeing these two go is a bummer.  Good luck, you guys.  I hope Jalopnik can hold on to what you brought to it.

“I feel like all the people scratching their heads about Kim and Pete don’t understand what a breath of fresh air he must be after how she’s been living this whole time.”

The Olympics: a chance for the world to turn it’s collective eye to financial scandals, rabid nationalism, petty bureaucracy, and also sexualizing female athletes! ... and something something sports.

Absolutely bring in the military. Remove all illegally parked vehicles, arrest anyone who interferes. Be prepared to back it up with force, because these people have gotten their way for so long that they think they can’t be stopped, and will absolutely continue until they are.

Cops complain about their negative public image, then go on to do bullshit like this.  Hey, Pig!  Stop protecting the abusive assholes on the force and public perception will improve!  You have no one to blame but yourselves.

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Good to see something get started on that account. I hope the investigation(s) don’t lose steam due to the resignations. People who abuse their authority like that need to be pursued and held accountable, not simply chased out of town. They’ll set up another similar grift it they can. And letting them escape will…

“...for the 10th and final installment.”

“Of course, the mechanics admit that bike manufacturers and local bicycle shops (LBSs) play a role in all this; people buy cheaply-made bikes because they can’t afford the bikes their LBS sells in the first place.”

While I lived in Minnesota there were a few things that were awesome to own.

While I lived in Minnesota there were a few things that were awesome to own.

“Well, when it got to the point that we couldn’t shot at, yell at, or detain anything, we all kinda ran out of ideas.”

Noise treatment! Bigger wheels! Check all the linkages / bushings / mounts... Put those vortex generators on the back of the cabin roof! Lower it! Stereo!