ummm I’ll just leave this here.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Honestly, does the man not have ANYTHING to wear that is even remotely tailored to fit his bulbous figure?

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“Trolling” and “memes” have become so mainstream that the correct usage of them can now be used to reliably gauge how much somebody really is part of “internet culture” or if they’re just noobs trying to pick up on what people are saying on their social media sites.

Kinda how memes are now any fucking picture with text…

Just caught that and it made it 10x better! He should’ve lit it right after.

my favorite part is how he did it all with a cig t’ed up in his mouth.

The design language for ladies’ undergarments and Automobiles was oddly similar during this period.

Cue the death threats...

I’m suprised there aren’t more in the choir doing this. I was under the impression that a lot of Mormons did not care for Trump at all because they’re pretty averse to the whole religious persecution thing. See: Evan McMullin. He’s pretty standard in his views as a Republican, but he’s taking Trump out at the knees…

(joke about how the women in the choir are dressed like the Wives from The Handmaid’s Tale)

This is the America I want us to be.

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

I thought that a true teabagging required nuts touching the face or head. This was more like momentarily sitting on his chest.

I hate myself for reading all of that.

Tea-bagging is something that really does happen IRL?

What the fuck.
Also, the staredown was deserved.

Roses are red, nuts are brown,
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
When it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
And the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
It’s not what you think, it’s a Starks’s Teabag!!