Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

Kids like this kid:

Dyson should be more worried about setting a example for you kids who want to be pitchers.

Rangers choked in the next inning anyways so it’s all moot.

That looks less like a sex toy and more like a glass pipe...

Just lookin for any opportunity to embed this lil clip-

“Just a small bump.” - Chase Utley

“Texas Football” is acquiring the same status as “Florida Man.”

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

Your analogy fails — the difference with “If the government outlawed the making of new Dodge Charger Hellcats because of some technicality that says no new sedan can have over 700 horsepower” — is that the 700 hp legal Hellcat is amazing and works great and is perfect legal today, and if grandfathered in by a later…

more offended that he sampled this horrible song:

Except that his assumptions are backed by the decision of the grand jury.

No. If there is any debate, it is whether he intended to scare him, or tried to avoid him. We may never know if he intended to scare Ward, but it’s a safe bet he didn’t intend to hit him. Stewart might be a dick sometimes, but nothing about him suggests that he’s a psychopath.

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…