Madonna: wtf

CALLING IT: this is my and my daughter's 2015 Halloween costume.

Is this an ass-bra?

In five years or so, Perry and Swift are going to finally realize that they are actually in love with each other, get married, and live happily ever after. And they'll get matching restraining orders against Mayer as wedding presents to each other. Calling it now.

Holy fuck, that is a weird obituary.

Check out her husband's weird obit, which I am sure she wrote because it is mostly about her.

Kelsey's diction and speaking voice creep me the fuck out. When she said "Or it's possible that they continued to delve into the wondrous lands of physical affection and smashing their faces together," I wanted to puke - she articulates things in unusual ways, using bigger words and unusual sentence structure where…

THE BOMB is a great nick-name for orgasms experienced despite antidepressant side-effects.

That was a condensed version of a longer comment where I said that I disliked the groggy feeling from rescue meds as they make me a less capable parent. Overall I feel that coming out in favor of using medications if they work for you, working around the sexual side effects, and openly writing about my experiences…

I think it's common sense really. Our bodies are hard wired to release all sorts of feel goods in the pursuit of and completion of orgasm. Trying to find ways to make orgasms happen in healthy and safe ways is worthy especially when you have other chemicals in your system that inhibit that, even though you might need…

Yay!! Anything that puts more viability on this is a WIN! If men routinely lost their ability to orgasm because of a medication there would be a team dedicated to solving it. Where's our team? For that matter, where's our team to build a better birth control?

A women who I met on a train back from London (took about 40 mins) as I was fairly drunk. She asked to come back to mine so I thought why not. On the way she kept groping the taxi driver and telling woeful jokes including inviting him back for a 3some. We still banged which says a lot about me (below average sex) but…

I . . . I didn't even realize that women going to college was something you could be mad about anymore.

omg this is stupid. Yes, $1000 meals are extravagant but if fox et al care about that, why not complain about everyone eating at them? (Wouldn't it be nice if fox turned into populists, and started complaining about wealthy extravagance 24/7 instead of this)? But no, it's only news for Fox if our black "liberal"…

No, you're absolutely right. It's the no-name gift sets from Walmart that are the low-end ones. The kind where you think, "How do I know the company that made this doesn't also make pest control products?"

I'm a 30 year old woman but I'm starting to dad dance a little bit. Like, I make fists until I catch myself doing it. That never used to happen. Am I destined to become a dad? Are we all dad?

I'm not one of those who thinks he's actually dumb as a post (although I've witnessed what heavy drug and alcohol abuse can do to one's faculties, and stress isn't good on an already-damaged system), but I also don't believe for a second that he masterminded such a thing.

Nye/Tyson 2016!