When they go low, I go under the gutter. We would have both been at the police station because at my age, I am beyond done with respectability politics and he would have definitely caught these hands a la Naomi Campbell style. There is no way in hell the driver should be under an investigation. He should have been…

I know! what he’s saying is “I wanted to say Bourdain was conservative, but didn’t because obviously he wasn’t and he’d rip me apart for claiming he was while alive...but now that he is dead...”

Go Rihanna! Break those hearts, it’s good for ‘em.

The weirdest thing was watching the Warriors high-fiving and laughing as if they’d annihilated the Cavs, as if they’d done anything other than narrowly escape from a Game-1 loss at home.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

It’s tacky to blame the refs and Lebron’s teammates but both the refs and Lebron’s teammates were real bad so that’s what I’m gonna do.

To be fair, I think it took everyone a couple seconds to process how massively JR was fucking up

“They’re yelling, they’re claiming things that aren’t true,”

It’s funny that the reaction is always “Have we gone too far with taking women being upset over being harassed or assaulted too seriously?” but never like “Have we gone too far with all the men assaulting and harassing women? That seems fucked up, how all these dudes are groping women.”

“Is it crazy enough or have we gone too far? I don’t know, I’m all confused.”

Posted elsewhere:

I get tired of people saying “ you are playing the race card “

The store’s statement is horrific — it is full of defaming statements against the victims, and is the most tone deaf PR statement I have ever seen by a business. I hope they are sued out of business.

Every time wypipo call the cops on us for stuff that they’re making up, it’s an implicit threat to murder us.

I swear, those types of people are like the plague. They have no intention of trying to blend into the community respectfully. They just want to conquer it, plant their flag and demand that anyone who was there before them abide by their rules.

I’ve worked over a year in Loss Prevention and you can’t just “guess” if you think someone stole something, this sounds like false arrest to me (depending on the local and state laws). The employee also should absolutely not have followed them outside and confronted them on the street, that’s pretty bad.

FUCKING Amarcord.

Anyone who has ever said “pull the race card” in their lives should have speaking privileges revoked.