Ima wait until the last minute.

*adds “Kumanji” to rolodex*

I’m not 100% sure there’s value in people knowing that I’ve always been like this but I ain’t doing shit at work today.

“mickmouse” “you have nice face, I want to PUNCH, PUNCH.”

Honestly, I think it’s called “mental illness.” It appears he’s got some big issues, and I hope he finds some help. I mean, he just tweeted “I’m nice at ping pong.” I am imagining his family is pretty concerned. Everyone watching this play out is livid or laughing at him when it’s like.... yo this guy is obviously…

Oh cool, so you ARE explicitly saying that Ronan Farrow blowing up Weinstein’s spot was bad because he may have been a rapist but he was a rapist that was “on our side” and giving us money and we need all the help we can get. I’m sure you’re also totally convinced that you don’t have serious hatred of women issues, no…

Answer the question, chief.

you are insane

This is the worst take I have ever read. You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

What in the holy blue bananas are you on about?

This is starting to look as though it was a hate crime.

Except this is an area that’s predominately POC. But yeah, let’s makes this about your perception of Waffle House customers.

Jesus, Cece was hilarious this episode. I really like the two child actors that play Ruth, too. I laughed at quite a few of Ruth’s lines, and the delight on her face when she yelled, “Wake up, daddy!” was adorable.

“Also why do you own that book?” “You see a red book, you buy a red book.” “What do you do with blue books?” “Don’t buy!” “Yellow books?” “Wait on it”. “That’s true”. I’m going to miss a lot of things about this show but I think I’ll miss the nonsensical exchanges with Nick trying to explain his insane thought…

“Person sees numerous red flags, proceeds anyway, gets scammed” just doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.

The pool of people who lean towards the Democrats or have even voted for them in the past but didn’t vote in 2016 is much, much larger than the pool of people who voted for Stein. Nice try, though!

This. A marginally larger black turnout in MI, PA and WI and Hillary wins.

Probably the same douches who think CNN is liberal too.

Man, this just made me so happy. This has long been one of my favorite shows, even in the off seasons, and I’m so glad we’re getting this abbreviated final season.