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Have you HowOlded any DadBods yet? Because that would be SOOO 4/30/15 of you!

The Cosby Show.

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

Motherfucking internet lawyer.

Could I just give a subtle ‘fuck you’ to all the arsedonuts who said the protests were pointless and wouldn’t help?

Seriously, how hard was that? When a person dies in police custody or during an arrest, there should ALWAYS be an investigation. I won’t assume that all involved should be found guilty of manslaughter or murder, but due process for the deceased is the very THE LEAST that should happen. I will say though, in many cases…

And because she’s a black woman who of course filed the charges only because she’s a black woman, Fox et al are now in a full-court press to destroy her reputation.

How can we get her elected to the Mayor’s office/Governor’s office and is she loaning out her cajones to others who need a pair?

It kind of sucks that this is (rightfully) considered “badass” instead of “woman doing her job correctly.”

yeah but what if the cops **GASPPPPPPP** get in trouble **TRIPLE GASPPP****?!?!?!?

I don’t see any comments that suggest anyone has a problem with weed or anything else. Personally I find it a bit arrogant of a 20-something American to land in another country for the first time and immediately start figuring out how to best skirt local laws and customs, then writing about how cool and worldly she…

I had no idea Donald Glover was going to be in Magic Mike XXL. Apparently I will be going to see Magic Mike XXL.

This was just... amazing. In many places and for many reasons. :/

Her comments are profoundly eloquent and wasted on a nation that is unsalvageable. A nation founded on genocide of its native inhabitants and the brutal enslavement of Africans is never, ever going to change.

Can she please run against Hilary? She’s got my vote.

This girl needs to get out of Hollywood and get to Washington. She is going places.

“The open-air modernity feels a bit anticlimactic, especially after the delightful exoticism of having been served an unrecognizable meat on the plane”