I wish I was rich enough to sabotage someone’s European tour. That sounds like fun.

Super fitting that his death is overshadowed by the Dogecoin dog dying on the same day.

That doc was full of similar touches where Spurlock was not just going after McDonalds for its food, he was making huge assumptions about the people who ate there, without interrogating why cheap, high-calorie food would appeal to a certain economic bracket.

Amusingly Twitter was dunking on him this week, well that’s some timing.

Nah, in the 80s cartoons he would vocalize.

Yeah, well, uhhhhhh...I hate YOU!!!!

Garfield and Friends was pretty solid as cartoons go. 

Garfield Minus Garfield is a good version.

“I don’t care how many stewardesses you bagged, you’re still a lousy pilot!”

Christ, I’m old...

And, god, but you can just imagine it, yeah? Mike Judge in his best Hank Hill voice, saying “a fusion chef in Dallas,” struggling audibly to figure out which precise word to put more of his good-natured contempt on.

The “fusion” is just adding nutmeg

I mean, I care? If Star Wars had called it at 3 movies, I’d feel entirely differently about the franchise.

The blackball claim is the only part that seems a bit suspect here. Otherwise, totally seems in character for Knoxville.

You know the real winner here? The city of Portland. Every time I come here, it gets harder and harder to leave. Must be something in the water.

I miss the days when they just ran normal-ass seasons on Comedy Central.

He was briefly skinny on the one episode where they put him up on a cross because they needed to get a res-erection.

I’ve got low expectations but I’ll definitly end up watching it.

Yes! I loved Beat the Geeks!