came out last christmas, so ya, its out there

Or she's glad the princess doesn't have a boyfriend

good. but hey a new business lasting 2 years is quite an accomplishment.

Drink only Powerade and you'll some some colours. 

I don't use toilet paper at home at all since I got my bidet. I just use a seperate hand towel to dry off.

Damn a game like COH or champions we be huge nowadays thanks to my hero academy. 

i read through some of these paragraphs multiple times and am still pretty confused.

thats not what happened though, he was only living there temporarily. he moved out in less than a year and his parents helped him move all his stuff to his new home, except for the porn.

well she and the rest of her friends were regularily filling in for her when she was away, i guess they still are.

Nice try, mom

I want to believe you but there’s a fork next to your cupcake and I’m second guessing your judgement on it now.

Fly like an eagle was on the radio while I was at work a couple days ago and I let out the tiniest “wtf” at the song playing. I was like 90% sure it was an r kelly song but that remaining 10% bugged the hell out of me all night until I got home and looked it up. Fucking seal.

not from what ive seen

to be fair, nearly every guy is afraid to get a boner in public, especially those sporting spandex.

“I dont attack people and and I definitelydont rape people”

I guess you can just shove PewDiePie in the box and he can keep doing what he's always been doing

Just had the ghost Pepper sandwich and it is actually spicy, but overwhelmingly so. Enough to burn your tongue and lay off taking another bite for a few seconds. I've tried the jalapeno one as well and that was fairly underwhelming.

When I die, let me grief people. Ressurect into a zombie that can hunt people down, let me ride a cloud a mile in the air so I can drop bonbs, turn me a bee so I can buzz around players while also letting other players know where people are.

theres was a manga called boku wa beatles (we are the beatles) about a japanese beatles cover band who end up time traveling like a year before the beatles debut. a couple of them decide to release their songs with the hope of the beatles to release never before heard songs.

why 5pm what was wrong with noon? :(