thats not what happened though, he was only living there temporarily. he moved out in less than a year and his parents helped him move all his stuff to his new home, except for the porn.

well she and the rest of her friends were regularily filling in for her when she was away, i guess they still are.

Nice try, mom

I want to believe you but there’s a fork next to your cupcake and I’m second guessing your judgement on it now.

Fly like an eagle was on the radio while I was at work a couple days ago and I let out the tiniest “wtf” at the song playing. I was like 90% sure it was an r kelly song but that remaining 10% bugged the hell out of me all night until I got home and looked it up. Fucking seal.

not from what ive seen

to be fair, nearly every guy is afraid to get a boner in public, especially those sporting spandex.

“I dont attack people and and I definitelydont rape people”

I guess you can just shove PewDiePie in the box and he can keep doing what he's always been doing

Just had the ghost Pepper sandwich and it is actually spicy, but overwhelmingly so. Enough to burn your tongue and lay off taking another bite for a few seconds. I've tried the jalapeno one as well and that was fairly underwhelming.

When I die, let me grief people. Ressurect into a zombie that can hunt people down, let me ride a cloud a mile in the air so I can drop bonbs, turn me a bee so I can buzz around players while also letting other players know where people are.

theres was a manga called boku wa beatles (we are the beatles) about a japanese beatles cover band who end up time traveling like a year before the beatles debut. a couple of them decide to release their songs with the hope of the beatles to release never before heard songs.

why 5pm what was wrong with noon? :(

something i was just thinking about last week, when people talk/list their income/salary are the talking about their net or gross income?

disgusting.

im sad a jerked off earlier because that image makes gets me off so hard.

even though all the plot points are cliched as hell, i still very much enjoyed it and hope to see season 2 sooner than later

nah, your do the perimeter then go down each aisle, even though you may not need anything, something could jump out at you. also go in the early morning or late  night, fuck the crowds.

if netflix doesnt cancel the fix they should get crews on  to tackle this shit

I loved gym, but showering with other people was a no go so I dropped it all throughout high school. That sucked.