Castro has already held a Cabinet position: he was HUD Secretary during Obama’s second term. Imagine being a career HUD employee. One day the guy running the whole agency is Julián Castro, the next it’s...Ben Carson.

Hard to believe that processes like rewarding contracts to the lowest bidder, paying minimum wage, and cutting budgets to the bone in general could result in such an occurrence.

Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

it would have to be roughly the size of my entire vagina

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

I rescue(d) abused German Shepherds. About 4 years ago, the house across the street from me was bought by a woman in her early 60s and her boyfriend of about the same age. At that time, I had one 9yr old GSD who was in her final days due to degenerative myelitis. My girl was completely paralyzed in the back end,…

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

The stubborn refusal of these women to acknowledge the concept of personal space, and the exchange of consent vs. entitlement to the entrance thereof is depressing.
 

It seems to me that the law is accomplishing exactly what was intended. People can choose not to get vaccinated, but then they forfeit the privilege of attending school and playing sports with the rest of us. They are choosing their own semi-isolation from polite society.

Why are we doing this in 2019?

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

Exactly! Regardless of whether he technically cheated (I don’t think he did, by the way), he definitely fucked up. You gotta be a grownup and own that shit, my dude. Winning the semantics debate isn’t worth losing your lobster.

So, the audience is supposed to suspend belief as he flies around in a homemade suit of armor. But, we can’t handle Gwyneth Paltrow being taller than RDJ?

Put it in the freezer.

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

I actually watched it last night (I like all the actresses and why not?) and while the Jez editor chose to focus on a fallacious narrative, she managed to miss the glaring and absolutely regressive focus on how the black son only dated white women and was absolutely awful to his mom UNTIL a black woman happened into…

It’s not necessary to put the word brother in parenthesis in this context.

It would be worth drafting him just to be able to have signs with variants of “You have failed this city”.