Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

I’d look forward to biting Norman Reedus.

And bring back linings! Suit pieces and blazers should all be fully lined. Dresses should have linings. Trousers should have linings.

Why the shirt? Why is he grabbing his head like that? Is he checking out his elbowpit? Why is he doing the Angelina leg thing with the curtain?

I suspect I may be their intended customer (professional woman, mid-30s, fond enough of simple sweaters to have half The Limited in my wardrobe), and I never shop at J.Crew. It’s not one sweater. It’s that everything in the store seems incredibly overpriced for what it is, and the brand hasn’t done much to highlight…

Dear J. Crew,

This. It bothers me to no end how disrespectful folks are towards the Office of The President. And I’m convinced it’s a way for people to share their racism without being too obvious because I’ve never seen such disrespect towards any other President.

Not with cameras rolling anyways.

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…

Sure, they’ve got an agenda:

Inside every dinosaur head was a brain the size of a walnut. Seems worth mentioning here.

I don’t give a damn how good his clock is. It could be that he just took the parts out and put it into another box like the haters claim and that would be completely beside the point. The point is that this kid’s rights were clearly violated, and anyone who feels the need to trash his engineering skills instead of…

I’m particularly fond of the claim that reverse engineering takes no skill or know-how, and that no one would ever do it because they were interested in learning how things work. The bit about how adult police officers violating a child’s rights, humiliating him in front of his entire school, and making blatantly…

Would you stay in a country where millions of people call you a terrorist and actively want you dead for having racists scream at you?

the device looked like a bomb

I didn’t know he and his family had moved to Doha! Does anyone know if it a direct result of the arrest? (in any case, good work America - you’ve lost yourselves an intelligent human)

Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

It's important to see how a spouse will handle one becoming ill. That is a big test.