It felt magical. I sat for a while after my husband took a picture and then I left because I felt like it was his space and not mine. Dude just one eyed me when I got up and dropped right back to sleep. Here’s my pale legs and a sea turtle!

Right? BUDDY I AM IN AWE OF YOU BUT I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SPACE YOU’RE A WILD ANIMAL.
I sat on a rock at a beach and a sea turtle swam up and settled down for a nap right next to me and I felt like a goddamn mermaid. And not once did it occur to me that I should try riding it. I mean, I took a picture because duh…

So I just learned about the manatee thing (that it’s illegal to interact with them) recently and it breaks my heart. I was working on a project for work where I saw footage of this manatee going up to people on a boat and they LOVE people. Like to a heartbreaking degree. They bob around like dogs and try to get people…

Infidelity is like... ok, you might overcome that. But maybe, just maybe, don’t let the dude who is cheating on you with a Nazi sympathizer be involved in raising an adopted black child. So yeah, Sandra did the right thing.

His being a white supremacist has made me kinda side-eye Sandra, whom I’ve always liked otherwise, ever since their marriage. She shows absolutely no signs of this, but... how do you not know about that when you’re married to someone?

His whole, "other people cheat and don't lose custody of their kids" shtick kind of glosses over all the Nazi shit. I read that article like, WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEIL HITLERS AND BANGING WHITE SUPREMACISTS, JESSE?!"

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

Yeah. . . . I can even have sympathy for things like “taking heroin while pregnant” (b/c I feel like such a horrible action involves very little choice—and more mental illness/addiction). . . .but, like, no. I think Love said, like A YEAR ago, some bullshit about how Cobain killed himself because he just couldn’t…

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

There is absolutely nothing about her that convinces me she would be a good parent. She’s not even a good adult-child.

We could easily solve the mass incarceration problem by not incarcerating *non* violent offenders. Stop jailing people for being addicted to drugs, failing to pay court fines, being homeless etc. so when guys like this show up, we can lock him up and throw away the key.

There are times when I question my belief that the death penalty has no place in a modern, developed, progressive nation.

Choking shouldn’t be the label for the crime. Let’s call it what it is. It’s attempted murder, plain and fucking simple.

Why is it so surprising that a businessman with half a billion in the bank might be smart?

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

I’ve posted this here multiple times, but it’s worth repeating;

My dog would HATE this show. Everytime a child passes on a scooter or skateboard on our walks, he furiously barks to alert the world that an unnatural half man-half machine beast is trying to pass as human.

Same. I’m also amazed that they haven’t even managed a “we were doing what we thought was best for the safety of our student body at the time, but we’re sorry for the humiliation and fright our caution has caused Ahmed” pseudo apology yet. Would it kill them to fake some compassion here? They put a kid through some…

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”