I totally thought my acne would go away at 21 and shocker, it didn’t. I’m still using acne products daily at almost 30. Why don’t adults give us the heads up when we are young? Although I guess being a teenager is hard enough without someone crushing your dreams of an acne-free future.

I still remember when Bow Wow was trying to be a serious actor and going by his real name, Shad Moss, for a hot minute. That didn’t work out and neither is his reality show career since at this point no one believes he is actually rich.

It’s so true, it’s like I keep imagining the people in this Administration and the things they do can’t get any worse and then they inevitably do. Some days I want to go bury myself under the covers in my bed and not come out.

If I made pies that beautiful I would not want anyone to eat them. Luckily I can’t bake pie but I certainly love to eat them.

Oh Armie Hammer, there is no conspiracy to “rob” you of an Oscar. The only person hurting your Oscar chances is you, with your mediocre acting and the fact that everything that comes out of your mouth is tone-deaf and stupid.

Local news channels are truly the gift that keeps on giving.

I hate musicals and I hate a lot of Disney songs, but I literally love every song in Mulan and want them in the live action version.

I doubt the Killers will be playing the Royal Wedding, although that would be hilarious. Can you imagine the Queen rocking out to the Killers?

It was exactly what I’ve come to expect from Anne Helen Petersen- a well-researched article that both covers the individual subject while also reflecting on society (and in particular Hollywood) in general.

Yeah, I think many more customers are probably trying to get a “happy ending” (aka harassing) from their massage therapist than massage therapists are assaulting customers, but it’s terrible on either end. I found out about a year ago that one of the major donors to a non-profit my boss is on the Board of and that I…

I also don’t think anyone wants hand soap for a gift, no matter how little you know them, even if it’s wildly expensive soap.

Ham is disgusting and I hate having to make excuses not to eat it at Easter. I actually don’t eat any pork because the texture is weird. Turkey is good if you season it correctly and don’t cook it until it is dry as a bone. I thought turkey was boring as a kid because my mom would literally not season it and just…

I know that Lou Pearlman, who managed BSB back in the 90s, was heavily suspected of molesting members of the boybands he managed, in addition to stealing money from them, but I never knew he abused Nick Carter specifically. It is sad, although doesn’t excuse his behavior.

So, all step-dads love rock and roll biographies?

Kylie Jenner does the same thing with her lip kits (which are way more expensive than they should be). Produce not enough and then everyone thinks they must be the best when they inevitably sell out in minutes. It’s led to a lot of cosmetics companies putting out endless “limited edition” collections and eyeshadow…

Same, and people always tell me that I smell really good, so I’m going to stick with it.

I believe he also hit Paris Hilton while they were dating and no one took it seriously. He has been getting passes based on his boy band fame for too long now.

Nick Carter has always seemed like an opportunistic perv and I have a Facebook friend who still loves him and the Backstreet Boys and has been saying Melissa’s story is lies, which is some bullshit. I’m glad she came forward with her story. I actually own a copy of The Hollow (the shitty tv movie movie the two were…

I clicked on that last link because I was like, I’ve never heard of Desiigner, I wonder what he did for a congrats. He was photographed pissing against a building, which ew but whatever. The more important thing at that link is a gallery of stars who had their picture taken on the toilet which is apparently a thing?

I always think of her as Katie Cassidy from Supernatural because that show inevitably eats your life if you let it, but wow, I also had no idea that she was his daughter.