Sorry this picture is so damn huge, but can we start a fund to groom Ariel Winters’ boyfriends’ eyebrows? Hell, I’ll do it myself for free.

The packaging is really nice but the fact that all three perfumes are based on gardenia screams older lady purse scent to me.

I did not even notice that until right now! I’m sure one if from the other hand but damn, how weird that I ignored that there were six nails.

Last time I had my nails done I somehow shut one in a filing cabinet drawer and almost ripped off my fake and real nail with it. I wish I could function with long nails but I am just too clumsy.

I spent two nights in Alabama (I was living in Mississippi at the time, which, let’s not even go there) and there was a surprising amount of basically wild dogs roaming around.

Honestly, that middle nail with the studs is giving me life. I bite my nails and am a total klutz and so I can’t function with super long nails but I’ve seen so many women who have super long nails and can still type on phones/computers really fast and I always wish I had that talent.

Damn, I just followed him as well. A hot man who is both a model and a doctor? Sign me up.

I feel like to be named Sexiest Man Alive you have to be willing to sit down with People and talk about your sexiness and Blake Shelton was probably the most “attractive” man they could find who would actually do that.

Yeah, I feel like at this point fuck it, name whoever as long as they aren’t part of the exceedingly long list of sexual predators.

I swear to god I do not want to hear one more thing about Kylie and Khloe’s “pregnancies.” It is like Kris is paying people at this point to keep reporting on it since both Kylie and Khloe have by this point posted pictures of themselves where it is clear they are not pregnant. And then the story that Kylie had a baby…

I only have an undergrad degree in psych, I decided not to pursue it at the grad school level because paying off my loans from undergrad while also trying to just live off the money I made was hard enough, so I’m not the best person to ask about the show in terms of psychology. Personally, I like the show content-wise…

Reading the linked article now, they did play the songs for the participants. I’m surprised My Sharona didn’t rank higher for psychopaths since it is all about loving the “touch of the younger kind.”

I feel like the only upside to this appointment would be that if someone, anyone were to offer him a Ghost Hunters type tv show deal he would immediately resign to do it.

Considering they gave this to 190 psych students (as a former undergrad psych student myself I used to do these types of studies for extra credit) it seems like it might be biased since I wonder how many current undergrads have heard of the songs My Sharona or Money for Nothing.

That thing looks like it came straight out of my nightmares (and also like a penis, no idea what that says about my nightmares).

I have only seen one episode of Teen Mom ever and I felt like I couldn’t keep up with everything that took place in that one hour so reading that article made my head spin.

I actually think that bowl is super cute. Does that make me tacky?

I do not watch her show of my own choosing because I don’t like cooking shows, they make me both really hungry and really bored, but my mom and sister love The Pioneer Woman and from what I’ve watched at their houses, she seems really nice. I feel like a lot of people are put off by the fact that her show is all about…

I have an identical twin and while I love her to death and we are very close, we are not very similar personality-wise. I feel like people get very excited when they find out I have a twin and are then quickly bored when I tell them we’re actually really normal.

My sister is obsessed with Anna’s and I like their food but it is not my favorite. I love the tortas from El Pelon. I have been getting delivery from there a lot lately because I’m lazy but I also love their food.