I like that top, but alone it is a bit too casual for my office and I would probably have to pair it with a blazer. I also don’t think I could get away with that level of a v-neck with my boob situation.

Last I heard Jon was bartending at a TGI Fridays, so I feel like they probably blew through all the TLC money. That, or Kate controls all that cash. She seems sort of nuts, but also like a more responsible human being than her ex-husband. Although considering how irresponsible Jon seems, that isn’t saying much.  

Sleeveless was against the dress code at my last workplace too and dressy tops with short sleeves are almost impossible to find. I ended up buying some half sleeved cardigans but my torso would roast under two layers.

Well yeah, I don’t think unplanned ink is good on anyone, but I said full sleeves can look good on women because it seemed like OP didn’t like that many tats on women in particular.

Yeah, I wear blouses from Kohl’s and Ann Taylor to work every day with dress pants. I think Vogue doesn’t realize not all of have been allowed to wear t-shirts and jeans to work so “dressy tops” aren’t exactly a comeback item.

Oh god, I had so many of those ugly satin camisoles with lace trim back in the day and inevitably the lace would get holes and the satin would stain. I never want those to come back.

Did Spencer Pratt try to sell you crystals?

I think the Hollywood tat is relatively new (and not very good). I personally think full sleeves can look good on women but you sort of have to plan the design ahead of time so it doesn’t look like you are just getting whatever comes to mind on there when the urge strikes.

We as a society need to ignore the “Cash Me Outside” girl until she grows up and realizes she is acting like a dumbass. Although her parents don’t seem like they want to help her at all.

I used to watch The Strain but I just couldn’t get through the last season for some reason.

My mom, who is currently housebound from a mixture of chronic illness and being a hypochondriac, loves the Hallmark channel and their stupid Christmas in July movies. I can’t stand to watch anything that wholesome.

I can spend time experimenting with makeup looks and still have time for working on my mind. Saying men have more time to think because they aren’t spending an hour and a half contouring ignores the fact that a lot of men waste that much time doing “mindless” stuff too. If anything, I spend way too much brainless time…

Another syfy lady show I love: Van Helsing. It was surprisingly better than I thought it would be.

It’s probably a snake, but I can’t get over the weird dragon-y texture. Is there a real life snake that looks like that?

Haha yes, everyone who goes to the dog first is clearly meant to be my friend because that is what I would do.

Every time someone tries to hand me a baby, I’m like eh, no... They are seriously so boring and basically poop and vomit machines until they get older.

My aunt who babysat me for years as a child used to take my sister and me to Walmart for hot dogs as a special treat so childhood me is also strangely superior to Angelina.

Every time I see married/coupled people who constantly post love-y stuff about their significant other on social media when they could just tell them in person I mentally wonder how close they are to breaking up.

Oh moms, you gotta love em.

Yes! Every time I’ve ever received a dick pic in my life I have been like, eh, thanks, I guess. Seeing a penis is just not sexually stimulating at all. I’m currently talking to a guy who I only want to be friends with and he started in on the flirtier texts today and I am now wondering how to nicely shut it down…