I definitely read fanfic but something about the Mary Sue type stories just weird me out. I can appreciate the dedication of someone who writes hundreds of thousands of words but I find it so weird.  

What I get from this: Donald Trump is still really obsessed with teen girls. We need to be worried about him around teens, not undocumented immigrants.

I think it’s mainly an instagram thing because people love to have hashtags with words starting with the same letter.

Fanfiction.net, home of the worst fanfiction you can find, still has tons of weird Twilight stories where girls replace themselves with Kristen Stewart’s character, so I totally understand him still being totally creeped out by them.

That denim dress is my everything.

That description takes those shorts from kind of weird to must-haves.

I’m getting vertigo just looking at that walkway.

That house looks like a spaceship crash landed on a hill and is about to slide and kill everyone beneath. Way to take natural beauty and drop something garish on top.

I did once drunkenly hug a bride to be at her crazy, movie-like Bachelorette (Randomly saw her at a club) and became like drunken best friends for like 5 minutes, but other than seeing that one, no one I know has done that sort of party. Maybe I’m too old and too sober now, but it seems like no one I know in my age…

Exactly! If you want to show what you got, please do, but don’t pretend to me like you are interested in showing your followers nature.

She does look great, I wish I had that butt.

Those huge door knockers and the bags emblazoned with the MK all over them.

I feel like Jimmy Choo is also becoming known as less luxury status symbol and more every woman who watched Sex and the City or felt the trickle down effects of it on fashion maxed out a credit card to buy a pair so they aren’t as rare.

Yolanda Hadid is so damn thirsty. I just shook my head when I saw that pic. Sunrise my ass (and hers).

Me reading the Evan Rachel Wood thing: I like Big Little Lies! I’ve always thought about reading Carl Sagan. I watch Bob Ross before bed (that shit is soothing), I love pad thai! This girl is just like me. Then: keeps gems to ward off demons, hmm, never mind.

I treat stuff like Shark of Darkness like one of those shitty SyFy movies like mega alligator versus super shark (no idea if they have done this) and watch it because I love terrible D-movie type horror. At this point I think Discovery has covered everything real related to sharks and have nothing left to focus on but…

What kind of idiot would have actually believed they were going to put Michael Phelps and an actual shark (who could eat him) side by side and have them race?

All of the trailers I saw for Valerian didn’t hint at any sort of plot and just focused on all of the special effects and CGI you would be in for if you went to see it. You are right, I think Hollywood tends to overestimate audiences’ desire to see cool special effects and underestimate how much audiences want a good…

R rated comedies seem to be difficult to do well- a lot of the movies resort to dumb, crude humor that really isn’t that funny. I don’t think Girls Trip fell to that. I really want to see it, but I never go see movies in theaters because I cannot sit still for that long and I hate being crammed into a theater with a…

Julianne Hough bores me to death, but I wish I could wear maxi dresses without looking like a total fool because I am short and not super thin.