How dare you! 11 year old me would roll my eyes at you in pre-teen angst for those comments about Hanson.

It certainly makes Noel look bad that he couldn’t show up for a benefit concert for victims of a terrorist attack on his hometown. However, I’m not sure we can believe anything Liam says about him since they hate each other so damn much.

I’m both intrigued and disturbed by this image.

I’m so jealous! Baby was always my favorite (I think because I was 9 in 1997 and her aesthetic was appealing to me, didn’t realize the sexualized baby part, just loved her dresses) but Ginger was always my number 2.

I know! Just like, oh, here is a totally normal, not weird thing about me nestled in between these other totally innocuous items. Barry, being a pyromaniac is not on the level of making a good grilled cheese.

I constantly marvel at how out of touch with reality she is. I get she has always been rich and beautiful and probably hasn’t had much contact with normal people, but still.

Hell, my parents are still married and I’m not even sure they like each other. I’m glad Ben and Jen are still making it work for the kids.

I assume that by “track” Sophia Richie means that Lionel has one of those apps that tells parents what kids are doing on their phones and that he looks at it once a day. I didn’t have a cell phone as a teenager but I’m glad no one has that on my phone now because I google the dumbest stuff on a daily basis.

We get it rich people, you don’t want to be associated with reality tv celebrities, that is what the new law is trying to prevent. Too bad it’s too late that is what we all associate the Hamptons with already.

I feel like if they (and people who donate) are willing to pay for the cost of treatment and the child isn’t in constant pain, why shouldn’t the parents be allowed to make the decisions here? It seems like the treatment probably won’t cause any improvements, but they should still be allowed to go through with it.

Nope, sorry, I can’t watch anything with someone who insists Santa, a fictional character, can’t be black. No matter how hard they try to rebrand her.

Adam Levine is going to regret that tattoo when they inevitably get divorced, although I guess it can apply to the next Victoria’s Secret model he winds up with.

If you’re ever in the Allston neighborhood of Boston, we have you covered with our TJ Maxx/liquor store. It’s not even in a strip mall, just one building of TJ Maxx with a liquor store attached to the front of the store.

My first thought on hearing on par with Banana Republic and Ann Taylor was lol, I only see her stuff in my local TJ Maxx that has a liquor store attached to the front. I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday and her shoes seemed to be the only ones not getting sold.

From what I read on TMZ it seems like the issue was that he tore down the retaining wall and didn’t rebuild it.

I know very little about perms, except that my mother constantly had her hair permed throughout the 80s and early 90s and it was always crunchy as hell. She also looked like a poodle, but perms have come a longgggg way since then.

Scott Disick and Bella Thorne are both so thirsty. At least Bella has the excuse of her young age and will probably grow out of it, Scott Disick is a grown ass man who acts like a child.

James Blunt, unlike the band Smashmouth, is endearingly lovely about people talking crap about his music on Twitter.

It seemed pretty pointless to include the whole thing about Baby’s parents because the movie was basically about Baby growing up and becoming a sexual person. My mother, on the other hand, objected to its inclusion because of the sex, totally clueless to how much sex is in the original anyway.

I find it weird that Dr. Beach is so obsessed with sand. Who the fuck likes sand? It gets everywhere.