I absolutely hate going to movies. If I want to watch a movie I will have friends over, sit in our pajamas and eat non-stale popcorn at my apartment. I mean, I did see Fantastic Beasts and Beauty and the Beast in theaters for the experience, but I hate both wearing pants and being stuck in a theater.

The idea that anyone would go to so much trouble (replace her with a look-alike friend when she died?) to keep Avril Lavigne going is absurd for so many reasons, but mostly because who the hell has listened to her music since like 2003?

Personally, I go to AA and have always felt safe. I go to both open and closed meetings and in the closed meetings I go to, yes, you do have to be an alcoholic to go, but you don’t have to say to everyone, “I’m an alcoholic.” I recommend newcomers go to open meetings and beginners meetings. Also, if you’re a woman,…

I was about to come down here and say just that. Thank god I’m not the only one. He looks like a 45 year old bald accountant.

I’d ask him to please not talk, but yeah, I would still totally do him. No shame.

No. No more celebrity presidents. As Donald Trump has learned, it is actually hard to be President. Trump’s election has made me realize how stupid most of the electorate is though, so hey, maybe we will have President The Rock.

I love Kelly Clarkson and think she is delightful, but you couldn’t pay me enough to watch an American Idol reboot.

Oh my god stop, this is so unnecessary. American Idol hasn’t been good for forever but unfortunately reality shows are cheaper to produce than scripted ones and gain wide audiences (low number of viewers for a reality series would be relatively high for a scripted show). Also, I love JLo, but that cut crease she has…

Yeah, all my Kate Spade stuff is last season items that went on sale. With handbags and wallets, not many people would recognize it as last season stuff. I’ll have to look at the outlets though, I’ve been interested in the jewelry before but it always seems to sell out online before I can get my hands on it.

Weird, I just bought a Kate Spade bag today because it was on sale for more than 50% off. No way I’m paying full price for one of those bags, this milennial can’t afford it. I’m going to use it for a work conference I am helping run.

That baby is so adorable. That baby can come brush my hair too, she was so gentle! Cara Delevigne is truly brow goals, mine never look that good. You always have the best dirt bag additions!

I feel like Mariah Carey would absolutely NOT appreciate David Foster doing an impromptu performance at a party for her because it would take some attention away from her. Not judging Mariah, I love her pettiness and I want her to keep doing her, but I feel like she would be pissed.

Gah, those offensive remarks at that link have me cringing. Thank God he’s retiring...

That story... I feel like it’s something some weird guy would write for one of those light erotica story sites. In real life the girl would have been like, get the hell away from me you creepy pervert, or else would have not said anything and run away as quickly as possible

I only like it when the noodles are shaped like cartoon characters or other fun shapes. It is a childhood thing for me. Otherwise, is anyone ever fully able to mix the cheese powder so there isn’t still powdery bits?

Miley, she’s just like us! (In the sense that she doesn’t listen to Ed Sheeren. Otherwise, not so much)

Yeah, it doesn’t matter if he called the cops and waited for emergency personnel to arrive, you have to stay on the scene until the police arrive and do their investigation. They arrested him at his house, clearly he didn’t stay on site.

I’m not sure she’s really lying about them with most of the stuff she says. Explaining things in a way to make herself look better, yes, but that is different from lying. I do agree that they control the narrative of their lives that goes out and I think Caitlyn has been giving details that don’t fit with the…

It certainly looks sketchy for Chris Soules that he left the scene of a deadly accident and then refused to leave his house for hours when the police came to arrest him.

Yeah, I have no problem with the boob aspect of the dress, flaunt em if you got em, but the maxi length just doesn’t work on her. I’m also short and I hate maxis, I always feel like I’m playing dress up in one.