I feel like kitten trainer must be one of the most frustrating but awesome jobs ever. One the one hand, kittens don’t listen to shit, on the other, kittens are adorable. I volunteer to be post kitten training kitten cuddler.

I just said she looked like Milla Jovovich and then read your comment! She looks just like her in Resident Evil.

Did anyone else look at the magazine cover and think it was actually a picture of Milla Jovovich for a second? I had to look closer to realize it was actually Taylor

I’m not sure how the writers got so out of touch with what viewers wanted. I and most people I know continued to watch the show for the relationship between Abbie and Ichabod and the chemistry between the two actors. The plot of stuff from history was all really about the supernatural could be silly and way over the…

The idea of using body wash or hand soap to wash my face is giving me a rash. Clearly the cat likes your choice of deodorant and cologne though.

My apartment building has the washers that wash your clothes in 28 minutes, no matter what. My parents have the fancy “smart” washer and apparently the biggest cause of laundry taking way more than the estimated time is using too much detergent. I go to their place and will wash some stuff, fill the detergent to the…

My sister and I are twins and were each a little over 4 pounds. My mom was super skinny before she got pregnant and looked like she was about to pop in pictures I’ve seen. I would refuse to wear shoes.

My mother also thinks biting into a whole bay leaf is poisonous. Then again, my mother is also nutty. Not a pizza shop owner though.

Birchbox was the first ever box I started subscribing to, now I subscribe to an embarrassing number of them. I got a great argan conditioning hair mask in my Birchbox last month. I can’t wait until this month’s comes!

That’s a great shade on you! I bought the Nyx Lip Lingerie in Exotic. It’s more of a dark pink-y nude and I really like it. That line does have a great shade range of nudes. It’s been so hard to find a nude that doesn’t disappear or look way too light.

I finally bought some Colourpop eyeshadow in a sparkly black and I feel like now I am a convert to their formula. I love that it is creamyish and you can put it on with your fingers. As much as I love Urban Decay, the fallout makes applying makeup take forever. I also got their new Ultra Satin lip color in London Fog…

I am going to add “lamprey eel spray painted gold” to the list of fabulous names I am going to borrow from Jezebel writers to use for Donald Trump. “Nacho cheese golem” is already on the list.

I have to give all of these people kudos because it is hard enough to figure out how you are supposed to dress for a luncheon when you aren’t going to be photographed. Zendaya is a style queen, she looks flawless in everything and I want her to help pick out my wardrobe.

Every time I see the Oprah Weight Watchers commercial I think to myself, I wish I loved something as much as Oprah loves bread. Then I realize, I also really love bread and that commercial makes me want to sit down and eat bread with Oprah.

When I read that Chrissy Teigen spoke about choosing a female embryo during IVF, my first thought was, she is going to get so much shit for this. Then I read the comments on the People website and was like, yup, people are being assholes.

I just bought 5 boxes of cookies from Girl Scouts on my way home from work at a T station a few weeks back. Still the perfect location.

I like Demi and I’ve always appreciated her speaking out about her substance abuse issues as a fellow person in recovery, but this is some bullshit. Don’t put all the pressure on Taylor Swift to go change laws when you are the one 2 am tweeting about stuff. We all need to work for change, not jump on other people for…

My sister used to work for a non-profit in Manchester while still living in our home state of Massachusetts. She hated that city with every fiber of her being. I feel like if she had met Vermin Supreme, she may have hated it just a little bit less.

Toasters have been betraying me for years- I’ve set two on fire somehow.

A better way to show “how beauty varies across the globe” would be to, you know, actually show those people, rather than photoshopping your pasty self into blackface.