Another classic Chan article.

Except, you know, she did...

BOOM, roasted.

Get out.

There are actually a few older characters

This is a joke, right?

It is such a damn shame the WRX can’t be on this list...

In all fairness, Marchionne will probably be dead by then.

Yup.

Errr sorry, inline 6.

I got to that line, stopped, went to bmw’s website, saw it said 3.0 l V6, spent 10 minutes looking online and then came back and saw the continuation after the picture. Well played.

Oh wow, I didn’t realize that. Still funny to see. Got any magic numbers on how many iAs were sold?

That is absolutely hilarious they only sold one Mazda2 in December.

Is that new cars or all cars?

lolwut

2nd gear: The CX-3 being the best in class should definitely help with that goal.

Step 3 — Guy in our old neighborhood had a bright green one that would play music so loudly the rattling noise of the chassis as the speakers vibrated it to death was audible down the street.

Or maybe he went to school to put together beautiful assemblies of various snippets of images!

It’s one step removed from the previous generation F150 pickup, which also sold relatively well, but was absolutely deadly in even the most harmless-looking crash

Probably had a left foot parking brake. Would kind of be a pain, but better than sitting there honking at everyone.