Pretty much. The countdown to DV charges begins now. I give it 5 years.

The ones shaped like an octopus are great for thicker hair.

Oh my god you just transported me back in time. I swear I could just now FEEL it.

I would just chomp it around at things on my desk, like Pacman or a langolier.

You know people can be good on some issues but not on others, right?

Be the change, buddy.

Yup. There is a huge problem with failure to recognize defensive wounds as what they are in DV cases.

I’m thinking of all of the people who have been dicks to me over the course of my life and trying to figure out whether I would withhold information that could save their lives if they were missing and I seriously can’t think of one.

Same! I was 17 and read them a little guiltily. I remember thinking how much I would have appreciated them in middle school.

I know I straight up stopped going to VS once when I saw their giant ad somewhere and half the models looked literally 12. My stomach fucking turned and I was done.

Critical thinkers make workers who see themselves as full people. Next thing you know they’ll be demanding sick leave and stuff.

I love the Futurama reference, but I have always actually thought that pretty much all we have to offer other species is entertainment. If they get here, they are better than us at basically everything, but dammit we are fun!

Also, there is every likelihood that if they are from an actual alien world in the same physical universe as us, we are just seeing their AI.

That was my first reaction too. However, I do think they have their place. Distilling everything down to numbers based on a few variables can show patterns that might not otherwise be seen. HOWEVER, none of this should ever provide more than a starting point for more nuanced, in-depth study.

You know those Americans who supported Bush’s “war on terror”? That’s you.

God told me your house and all your money are mine. Sorry. I own it now. Sucks to be you.

An unfiltered look into the thought processes of a sociopath. This could honestly be really useful to study.

He’s grifting people out of the money he is going to use to just fuck off to Mars because his ego makes him think he can survive there.

Is my Krispy Kreme coupon not enough??

Yeah wtf? How do people not know widely that there is basically a high profile trafficking victim in one of the European royal families?