Are you saying that company policy literally forced you to chase these guys?

Please! Don't pursue. The offender could be carrying or could become violent. Your life and health are worth way more than the risk.

Yes. But after all of the dick controversy, I have developed a strange interest in him, although I realize that there isn’t any correlation there.

So sorry about this possibly emotional transition.

Yes! Lovely. The rest? Blaaaaah, yawn. Seeing the same basic suit in different colors/lengths.

Cape: yes, Burger Bed? Warhol wasn’t even half that brilliant. Tomato cans go in the recycle bin (over & over)

Did he have to hide his real ears under offensive rubber ones that look like the non-business end of a pacifier? Did he thereby have to say "What?" all morning?

I Still see the 'squiggles' atop a Hostess Cupcake.

Bosch. Excellent

Sadly their hearts aren’t, so screw us.

For me, back against the wall.....

I probably won’t listen, because my ears are still ringing from (Bobby Finger’s??) recommendation for that Bieber song I can’t recall.

Maybe he/she can’t, But I love that question - so yes, I CERTAINLY can. Lately it’s the sound of stupid city drivers RACING up to red lights, then slamming on their brakes.

Oh please! I want to gleefully splash in that puddle and forget the last three mind-blowingly horrible years. And I will ruin the (deeply discounted) pretentious Uggs my money-gorging sister gave me Christmas 2012. Even Goodwill won't take those F**&ers now - Nope.

(whispering.) “may I punch pleeze?”

Don't typically wear 'face' make-up. But, on those few occasions - FINGERS all the way. They wash in a breeze. No. You don't have to 'spackle' it on. Just apply some and then blot/blend/reduce with a nice soft tissue.

Oh,honey: Politicians and HAIR! I have been marveling at this for so many years. (Folks simply must have hair on their 'Sworn' representatives.) Thank you for the macabre -ly funny reminder:) Just in time, too.

“Correctional Facility?” For WOMEN? Please.

Well, OF COURSE:(

So admittedly confused. Yay. Women SHOULD have decent accommodations.