Please.

A little too Ice-cold for me:(

Glad that had a happy ending. They say that horses aren’t the 'smartest' mammals, but they sure seem capable of figuring out some crafty tactics!Rodeo Clowns are so unappreciated by amateurs like myself.

A Nightmare's nightmare. They watch you like a f'ing hawk, and they literally count ever penny (as you already know), because 'too much' can be as little as $10.00.

RE: TadK’s comment. This sort of thing is epidemic, and it is sickening - the ‘businesses’ that hire disabled folk out of their Goodwill (mm-hmm) and then pay them, say, five dollars a week.

Now THAT's interesting. Are the two incompatible? In all of those movie Westerns, dudes seemed pretty happy with a pint flask in one hand and the reins in the other:)

I was responding to the commenter who couldn’t abide jelly on pizza: Two lovely but incompatible foods. Well: I love ketchup; love FroYo, but in this case one plus one would probably equal retching. The closest I’ve gotten is cream of tomato soup, sweetened a bit.

‘Rich person?’ ME? I don’t understand your reply.

That is endearing. My 'baddies' were all different horses: at least 8. Bad luck, bad timing, bad karma? Plus they are big and frighten the bejesus out of me:(

Holy Holdover! Someone believes I'm "Fly." (Could someone please tell KB, 'cause she hates me more than a Lipizzan, to say the least.)

:(

I'm sorry for your loss:(

Haha! “people.”

Well, at least they don't spit, like llamas ( I think?)

Fab username;)

I never got that far :( But good on you!

Oh, but I love you SP.

Showers? On a plane!???

Bowing down to you (& meaning it.)

Only speaking for a tiny minority here, but: Horses can be right dicks. Go ahead and say “the horse is the wisest, most intuitive entity on Earth. If the horse doesn’t like you, you should seek self-immolation.”