Had to go back and look at the beer.

It’s so refreshing how politically incorrect and unafraid to speak his mind he is! (though his desire to build a wall on the Star Road border and to require special identification for Toads is a little worrying)

Not if the GOP has anything to say about it.

I honestly do not believe that this has to do with the South but with the Trump campaign.

goddamn.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

I particularly like using it in the comments section of our local news site, where people are frequently flummoxed as to why a Muslim Terrorist Socialist Commie is allowed to run our country. Bless their little hearts. :)

That is... a very strange response to somebody's accepting your invitation to a date. TRUST A MAN TO MISUSE THE PHRASE

"Bless your heart" is the best phrase ever because it can mean literally anything you want it to. Plus, you can piss off a racist Southerner SO QUICKLY if you bless their hearts in response to whatever racism they've decided to spout off. It reduces them to the level of a child, it's fantastic.