should have requested an airlift from the USAF, they have plenty of cargo planes capable of swallowing a wheel chair.

Maybe it's just me, but I think the Viper deserves a 10 in acceleration. Because Viper.

It's more likely that your machine's optical drive is just on its way out and will only read pressed discs, and not burned ones.

Equal parts technique and proper tires. You can be winter rally champion of the world, but running on cheapo all-seasons still won't get you up that hill from a dead stop. Likewise, the best winter tires won't help you when you're doing 5 over the speed limit, hit a gentle curve, and the car keeps going straight into…

I'm truly mystified by the concept of inebriated sex. I only ever got drunk once; I can't stand how alcohol makes me feel, so I haven't had a drink in a decade or so, and have never had any alcohol in me before, during, or after sex. So I guess I have no point of reference. But then again, my girlfriend thinks I'm…

30mm wheel bearing nut. Broke two 1/2" drive craftsman sockets and one ratchet trying to loosen it. Went to harbor freight, dropped fifty bucks on a 3/4" drive set, and tore that wheel bearing nut a new one without even trying.

I owned a 1969 Ambassador as my first car, and I have to say that car was super cool. Might have been just a straight 6 with a 3-speed slushbox, might have had an exhaust leak, don't care, it was super cool. So being biased, I'll go with Ambassador.

A V12 grand tourer that'll do 180 miles per hour, for less than the cost of a new Chevy Sonic? Yes please. To hell with gas mileage and maintenance costs, you only live once!

some of the animals are more equal than others.

Plum Crazy, a.k.a. Statutory Grape

definitely COTD material

To be fair, I've never bought a car for over $1200.

1. McLaren F1 (duh)

I disagree, only because the car didn't do anything wrong. Don't stoop to their level.

Since I have texting intentionally disabled on my phone, my friends have no choice but to call me if they want to tell me something.

26 year old audi + automatic trans = failure waiting to happen.

Another Geoff from Allentown, PA? Creepy. :p

Just that paint alone is worth half the asking price. NP.

Mitsu could try a ballsy move like bringing a full lineup of diesel cars to the U.S. market. They'd be competing with... VW, and that's about it.

I've seen too many RoHS circuit boards fail from lead-free solder joints cracking in response to hundreds or thousands of on/off heat cycles. I'll keep my machine on 24/7, thanks.