The Oatmeal guy drew that tweet!! It is amazing

Hey Clover, do you mind me asking if you’re still dating him?

We may well be doing that, just like we got a doctor to explain MRSA two years ago, but it takes some time to get the all the court documents, get a lawyer to review them and provide an opinion, write that up etc. In the meantime it is an interesting story even without understanding the law in-depth, and we often have…

of course, over here we turn 8 year olds into Honey Boo Boo.

Compromise: would rather be Larry Bird.

My maiden name was Sawyer. My first name is Diane. I was Diane Sawyer, and a communications major when she first started at 60 Minutes. I was really happy to change my name when I got married, even if it did become alliterative.

I also worked with Tom Jones, Martha Stewart, and Benny Goodman.

DLISTED!

No, her younger sister is named Basement Baby.

I love this quote:

I’ll just say, watching white people ponder why they can’t call black people the “N” word anymore is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Oh my god, I think this is the most insane thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

This is insulting. Kylie could never be as beautiful as C3PO

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

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While supporting the dichotomization of bears as being wholly "good" or "bad" trivializes the breadth and depth of existence and nuanced life experience that lies within every bear, I am forced to reach the conclusion that this is, in fact, a good bear.

Gronk really is having one hell of an offseason.