I feel like he was charming in Once Upon a Time, but maybe I'm just lying to myself because I don't want to let go of what The Fall and I had.

At least you get a trip out of Uruguay but the requirements to be tan and to have eyelash extensions is so ridiculous I cannot even address it.

haha
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+ young Ben Affleck.

there needs to be an elective college course on this kind of math

His hair and eyelashes remind me of a Who:

He gets that from his fathers side of the family?

He should be upset at the person who told him that was the correct color for under eye concealer. Even with a flash, theres no excuse!

So. I would probably read the articles on Dick Cheney, deep web, and Aubrey Plaza.

I don't really like her (based on her tweets anyway), but I think she looks incredibly beautiful on that cover.

And there are always SEVERAL expensive events leading up to the actual enormously expensive event itself. If I have to spend $200 at 34, how much do I have to spend at 50? These things keep me up at night.

I used to be upset when I wasn't invited to weddings. After going to 20+ weddings in the last few years and spending thousands and thousands of dollars, I'm now upset when do get invited. Especially since the older you get, the more people expect from you. I used to get away with giving $100 as a wedding present. Now…

Brody, in the words of Hamilton Nolan: "carefully groomed stubble is the mark of low moral character."

84. Possible name change. And I'd only have done it to get closer to Khloe.

Understood, and I salute you for daring to enter this treacherous mind fuck.

Ok ladies (and gents) how many showers would you need after Brody?

olivia wilde is clearly impossibly beautiful all on her own, but her down to earthness seems incredibly genuine and i really like her.

Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico....because OU sucks so hard!