Is it safe to say at this point that Burnenko IS "Adequate Man"?

Team All Pandas

We just got some at the Lincoln Park Zoo here in Chicago and I can;'t wait to see them!

Red pandas aren't really pandas at all. According to Wikipedia:

And he got the rare seat with extra legroom. He's a boss.

Okay, BUT this guy's got so much swagger he's confidently eating his bamboo, while wearing a diaper, in first-class.

I volunteer to babysit!

I'm sure you get this all the time, but I swear I just told myself, "Man, if I ever have kids, I'm gonna raise 'em like Albert does."

I WISH I didn't get the munchies.

"No one would want a son with a disability"

I still can't get over the fact that the Australian guy is a known child molester.

No more womb to rent.

Aren't they just the absolute worst? I sympathize with being faced with an unexpected, hard situation, but everything about the way they approached just reeked of entitlement, cluelessness, callousness, and douchitude. I'm glad that governments of less-developed countries are becoming aware of the problem and…

Re: 2. — I am a walking (or laying-about) vulva when stoned.

not bad options.

"A transaction part business part sisterhood." No. Just no. Fuck the "Jennifers" of the world. Labor isn't "labor." Other vulnerable women's bodies aren't factories in which to construct your family. Find a volunteer or live with your own personal existential tragedy. You aren't owed a baby.

Depends on person, depends on strain.

I'm not personally comfortable with commercial surrogacy, and I have nothing but blind hot rage over that piece of shit Australian couple.

I already know why I eat like a monster when I'm high: because Frosted Flakes taste good, cookies taste good, and I am . . .

I wonder what long term use has on these receptors - I gave up drinking and took up toking and I lost over 60 lbs in a year...Okay, so there was a ton of weight lifting during that time too but...