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I'm newly-ish single and have been on a mini odyssey of peen and I hate myself bc the last two dudes I hooked up with look like Brody Jenner & Jon LaJoie lol. Good eyebrow game though

Ranch is the grossest thing on the face of the earth. Worse than bleu cheese.

It's so sad that she was hungry and thirsty and the dude couldn't have just given her food and water and a couch to crash on. No, of course, he had to take advantage of the situation....plus, she couldn't even give consent bc she is a kid! Ahhhh enough internet for me today

This is sad. :( I hadn't heard about it. Thank you for sharing it

that's very true. But my red wine and outrage went so well together tonight lol

for God's sake, C. Bundy basically committed treason via an armed militia standoff with the Feds, and they treated him with kids gloves.

Strange how the white criminals can lead cops on high speed chases, be like on meth naked using broken glass as a weapon (a Florida or Michigan story I read awhile back lol), squat on huge plots of land and defy the federal government using gangs of violent extremely armed right wing militia thugs to guard it, etc.

There are so many surly commenters popping up to comment on this article! I've never seen so much rage about something as chill as avo toast lol

I know George isn't really that bad but I just have an irrational dislike for him...he seems smug!

I used to be a massive Tracie Egan style fan girl and I always thought she kind of resembled Diablo Cody. (It's a compliment, in my opinion!)

I try to have a little bit of empathy for this woman. But I can't get over my extreme disdain...I have an irrational dislike of Iggy, Julia Roberts, & George Clooney

I can't imagine the kind of person that would think this is all a good idea....this is outlandish.

I know...that shit looks tasty lol..im trying so hard to be a baller on a budget and lose weight that all I've been eating is frozen veg & fruit so everything looks so damn good tight now lol

how does A. Baldwin keep getting work? I like him as an actor, but he has repeatedly shown himself to be a petulant, spoiled man-child. This dude gets more passes than anyone....it's crazy

same. If that were me, it would be 90% broken glass , like immediately

Omg you literally just made me realize that GOAT stands for "greatest of all time." I always wondered what people meant when they used GOAT. Hahah wow

"Orange is the new race"

"for messy fancy ladies" hahaha oh my god kara I love you.

I'm not explaining it very well..

It was like 4/5 years ago maybe? This website on a 30 Rock episode was called Joan Of Snark and had an article called "TGS Has a Woman Problem."