I think the OKAAAAYYYYY was Trump’s version of:

If book report was written by a white supremacist (Stephen Miller).

No no it’s because of lightbulbs. 

Once again, concerned Americans from the left and right were treated to a 4th grader giving a book report that everyone around him read but he didn’t bother reading in front of the class.

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

I think they should fine The Discovery Channel one billion dollars for making terrible television and being such a failure to humanity.

or become the president. 

An important lesson for us all: if you want to do the crimes without punishment, keep doing the crimes until the cops give up.

I mean, cool. Gas has gone down $0.04 in the last month here... Looks like refineries are making out on this though... Cheap feed material and same price out the door.

“Of course there’s the matter of overtaking, which is a bit of a hassle as you can’t read gaps in oncoming traffic as well as if you were sitting on the left seat.”

This is some airlines’ idea of totally modern:

alcohol based hand sanitizer doesn’t create resistance in bacteria

I absolutely can and absolutely will complain about 18 mpg. That is truly unacceptable.

This one looks like a crab going “ohhhh” or a spaceship with its thrusters pointing down as it makes a landing. Possibly ships from a crablike alien species. 

Also watch out for a dead hooker in the trunk because they will always try to act like they had no idea it was there, or even worse - try to claim it’s your dead hooker. It’s all just a scam to get you to pay extra for dead hooker disposal when all they do is go put it in a different trunk.

Since when has NASCAR been grass roots racing?

I guess the BMW collision avoidance AI learned from real drivers...

Assuming that 100% of the cars should have yielded to the pedestrians, 28% actually having done so is pathetic. No wonder the pedestrian death rate is up dramatically in recent years. (Up 35% from 2008 to 2017).