No bikes, mopeds, or pedestrians on freeways/interstates. It’s on the signs posted before on-ramps.

It worked for Marty McFly.

To get to the other side!

I see an ape with a hammer has been at it.

Yup. Stay all the way right, unless you need to move left to pass slower traffic. Got the road all to your self? Then there’s nobody to pass, and you should be in the right lane.

I despised that god damn thing. Some genuinely great cars were murdered in its name.

Clocks with moving parts are for losers. I use my compass to orient my car in just the right position for my dashboard-mounted sundial to work accurately.

I had some Middle Eastern customers in the store where I was a clerk buy up about $2000 worth of hanging frippery, seashell sort of macrame deals, just godawful and frankly I was glad to see them go, but these people gave me all kinds of hell when I wouldn’t bend on the price.

you drive a stick, you ride in an automatic.

Learning how to drive a stick shift is hard.

Depends, are you trying to break up? I gave up on teaching my wife for the sake of our marriage.

I cant believe 80% of people use dealers for financing. I use my credit union, they always beat the dealer’s advertised best rates by quite a large margin.

The law has to protect fools, to some extent, and in this case the buyer was a fool. If you have that much cash, there are any number of decent cars on Craiglist.

Or he takes it and makes a full payment on the first bill. I have a coworker who did with that a VW sign and drive deal that added a discount on a new Jetta. Got is first bill and sent in the payment in full.

leaving car buyers like Guerrero-Roa exposed to auto dealers who set interest rates as they please.

So the dealer wouldn’t do a cash deal? That’s bullshit, and he should’ve demanded one or walked. Doesn’t justify the finance company screwing him over though. Caveat emptor.

Counter-counterpoint:

Congratulations, Mr. For Sweden, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jaguar which this lovely lady will deliver after she wipes off her knee and hand prints.

Well done, For Sweden.