I’ve seen some bad driving in Walmart parking lots though, so who knows?

I have never driven a car older than 2000 nor one without any forced induction tech... I’m in my early 20's.

Have you ever headed out to your car to drive to work only to realize that it iced over in the middle of the night and you definitely weren’t ready for winter yet? All you need to do is pop open the fuel filler of the Octavia, and there you go: a handy green ice scraper is tucked away inside for all your frozen…

is it okay to laugh?

I find it hard to believe that we can put a man on the moon but mankind can’t fix this.

Let tool do the work. And if it’s blunt, sharpen it; rusty, clean it; worn, toss it out; hurting you to use it, destroy it.

Not in any state that I know of.

You know - my maternal grandpa - who I never met - sat my mom down when she was 7 in the early sixties and told her “you have to work hard in school and go to college so you can avoid being poor like we are.”

Here’s mine:

What I don’t understand is why we’d make any that utilize a timing belt instead of a chain

Also, why don’t we have timing gears?

In some cars, like certain early/mid-2000's models of the S4, it’s not the timing chain that’s the problem, but rather the spindles and bearings the chain rides upon.

That is some fucked up engineering right there.

while the foreskin still provides an incubator for germs, the risk was very, very small

The tip of the penis has all the nerve endings. Not the foreskin.

My 1998 Civic required complicated gyrations with the door latch in order to lock the driver’s door without the use of the key, which made accidentally locking the keys in the car “unlikely”.

8 out of 9 for me have been inline 4's.

better than my old GMC pickup that had it hung underneath on a reel that you would lower with a wrench if it wasn’t rusted into place

If you like. Lossy carries a similar meaning in this case. Both speak to energy loss.