Well good news, it went nowhere in the end too.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.

I think I made it half way into this article before abandoning it because I had no clue where it was going.

I can relate. Back when my friends and I were watching NG:E on VHS (ADV!), we had accidentally purchased one in Japanese. It was a bit jarring.

The wait is starting to get on my NERV.

Is attendence at Browns games really that high?

If it makes you feel any better, this is an out-of-nowhere message (and segment of the following conversation) sent to me by a friend that rarely (to my knowledge) reads Kotaku.

This is a joke, right? I just missed the punchline?

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

I’m hesitant to believe either of these guys is going to remember much of anything in their old age.

8-)

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

Well the PSX version had too much lag. And the iOS version has those weird sprites...

Huh. I think you may be the first person I've ever known who hasn't heard this song before.

I respectfully disagree. I think game makers should focus less on graphics and more on game play and story.

I’ll take a Gel-filled beanbag chair with a Suu print, please.

This is you’re “style” columnist, folks!

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.