Funny, I drink a lot of soda and none of it has sugar in it.

So... you are here, saying that carbonated water, is, in fact, not soda?

Isn't seltzer technically soda?

Canned Tuna and some of the off-brand soups are terrible. No idea why. These seem like the types of products that should be similar.

I just wanted to say that I got your joke, and that I find it unfortunate that no one else did.

It would be a more interesting list of Miyazaki involvement wasn't a requisite.

Needs to drop in Price. Also want to play Vita games on my TV. Want P4 Golden.

Can't count Gurren Lagann. It was directed by Hiroyuki Imaishi.

"In for one." -Oscar Pistorius

My first thought: "A Korean from Osaka. Must have been born in Tsuruhashi." Wikipedia agrees. Tsuruhashi is the best smelling place in all of Osaka (perhaps all of Japan). Why? Because of all the Korean BBQ!

I've decided to officially welcome "cunt snake" to my lexicon.

"Once a character starts an action, he has to stay in place for a few seconds while doing his thing. So if you make your little skeleton buddy attack, for example, he'll spend five or six seconds hacking away at an enemy and then he'll be ready for his next order."

W/o Costco membership the deals becomes less-slick.

In Soviet Russia, people affect games.

You're the only one that accused him of being sarcastic, which maybe doesn't speak well of Kotaku readers.

Gotta add "nandeyanen" and "akan" for the Osaka folks.

If his book was titled "It's Not About The Bike," how could he be lying?

Sorry, I was referring to "the additional side thing they added at the end was a great addition to the story." You mentioned you hated things like the Lost Sanctum. What part was good?

This is exactly why I don;t alloy my children to play Boom Blox Blast Party. No son of mine will be the next Timothy McVeigh.

Because you are missing the joke?