Wait, are you saying asking a bunch of elderly folks to intelligently rule on technology matters wasn’t the right play? Preposterous! It’s just what the founders intended.

how’s your car’s extended warranty though?

The smartest thing the Russians ever did was abolish Christianity.

Stancing is a self-fucking activity, the car’s almost always eventually damaged or totaled.

Signal is crap, but the vibration is sublime.

What’s hilarious is that offroad tires and a lift kit will drive it WAY down. like 14mpg down.

Yeah, that’s a big gap in their training or hiring practices. The guy selling you tire rotations failed Tire Facts 101.

$150,000/month?

Easy.  An instrument cluster that is backlit even when headlights are not on.  Because of that, I often see people driving down the freeway with no headlights or taillights on because they have no clue they are off.

aaa has been good to me. got to me 40 miles from civilization on a logging road in 3 hours.

The first thing the ask you is if you are in a safe spot. If not, they have a priority dispatch. 

I’ve engaged AAA twice over the last couple decades. The first time was maybe 15 years ago to solve the fact that I was kid not smart enough to take his keys out of his car before locking it. While on a job. With his boss. I think we waited 35min for them to show up.

You win. No one should be able to top landmines.

Column shifter for life

Most likely a suicide, it being a Bronco II and all.

Big oil doesn’t need you to be an apologist for it. They have an immense history of knowing about climate change then denying it and actively working to oppose it. Don’t simp for a billion dollar industry that doesn’t care about you.

The removable battery pack is a winning idea. Now make a removable tote that will snap into the tank hole so you can carry some groceries or other stuff.

Having been found guilty of committing acts meant to create panic and disorder, I hereby sentence you to a Presidential Medal of Freedom...

- Donald J. Trump (probably)

“With a whole 18 hours of battery life? This is what kills me. My samsung is slightly better at around 36 but compared to 15 days?! I would have paid an extra $100 to get just a solid 5 days of battery life.”

screaming in traffic? Pssh step your game up son, I scream all my vile internet comments at babies, right in their stupid baby faces.  lol