I always thought that Macs were only more “secure” because nobody could be bothered to write malicious software for 5% - 10% of the market

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Why am I not surprised he’s one of those who, when his words aren’t understood the way he wanted them to be understood, blames everyone else rather than recognize any deficiency in his own communication?

“saying the title is only there to give the employees a sense of satisfaction is belittling”

“Saying your underlings fix your mistakes is not really helping your case.”

Remember those completely fucking stupid commercials where the lotus esprit gets outrun by the douche in the dodge magnum and then they pull up to a light and the guy goes “What you got in that thing?”

Dude or dudette, this is by far my favorite story on here. A true jalop moment - nobody hurt, nothing damaged, just an ego bruised.

I like how you left out that it was a Syclone until later.

Well, depends on the Esprit. Lotus claimed 6.8 seconds 0-60 for the 1st series, but road tests at the time were in the 8 seconds range.

one of the few good reasons to have a savant-like recall of the various head and tail-light fixtures of every single car on the road.

I was stuck in a similar situation with a VW. Just dropped into lower gear and revved up a bit, had no problems for the 10 years after I owned it. The owners of large full sized trucks I passed stuck in it were not amused.

Yeah my local mall’s parking lot is always littered with those.

There’s no may I would ever even test ride your bike...

From what I understand, using “New Grndr Request” in the subject line works for Jared’s attention.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

Good game. Great ending.

OK, I’m not the only one.

I still think a 2007 car is new, and still think I’m in my twenties, so calling it 16 years old worked fine for me.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of country music...