I was thinking the same thing!

Exactly. Looks like the Maine State Police need to invest in a calculator to check their press releases.

Not sure if it’s the same line, but I have the X-540 5.1 system, probably close to a decade old as well. Bought them on sale for somewhere around $60 or $70 and they’re still pretty good for average music listening.

Not sure if it’s the same line, but I have the X-540 5.1 system, probably close to a decade old as well. Bought them…

M1009 all day. Load it down with gear and it is downright cushy. Plus, it was more weather-tight than any of our [canvas top/door] HMMWVs.

There is this guy who is my neighbor and he had owned a Sebring and a mutant cross cabriolet. Yeah it was bad. He drives a newer Sebring now

In a BMW you never have to signal.

Main verse is incomplete: “My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of The Bro”

Toyota Hilux. Because this.

You made me Google Charmander. Fuck you.

“The president of the association told me to my face that my “old piece of shit” was “an eyesore”.”

That sounds like a super wholesome way to be smug. I DD my rust bucket of an 81 f150 and love giving people rides in it. They can’t believe it runs at all, much less that it runs well and is fairly reliable

Not enough to help.

some...

I dunno Torch, I’m pretty sure what he did is in the Bible -

Could have been worse. The Pidgeon that attacked me decapitated itself on the metal bars holding up the side view mirrors on the work truck I was driving and bounced through the vent window into my lap where it danced around a bit before I could get it off me and get back to driving. I still don’t know how I didn’t…

aisle...got ya!

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

I keep’em extra mad at me by not dying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There’s literally not one single mention of PCs in this article. I am not a PC gamer and do not intend to be one. What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, you crazy person.