That sounds like a super wholesome way to be smug. I DD my rust bucket of an 81 f150 and love giving people rides in it. They can’t believe it runs at all, much less that it runs well and is fairly reliable

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I dunno Torch, I’m pretty sure what he did is in the Bible -

Could have been worse. The Pidgeon that attacked me decapitated itself on the metal bars holding up the side view mirrors on the work truck I was driving and bounced through the vent window into my lap where it danced around a bit before I could get it off me and get back to driving. I still don’t know how I didn’t…

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

I keep’em extra mad at me by not dying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, that’s bullshit. If the NFL is going to let the Rams get returned after all this time, they can give me a prorated refund on this season.

this completes me...

I’ll let Mr. Ken Box demonstrate...

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”

Yep, they’re around in Australia too.

There’s literally not one single mention of PCs in this article. I am not a PC gamer and do not intend to be one. What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, you crazy person.

I sold a Jeep Cherokee once that was in California at my parents house after I moved to Texas.

Exactly! I have no idea what the hell people think having cash means. To me it means,”well yeah, otherwise we probably won’t be doing business.” But they seem to think it is some kind of seller’s kryptonite that they can’t possibly resist, even if it is half of what you’re asking.

I agree. Generally if I find a price to be agreeable I have no desire to haggle; even if I could get it for cheaper.

“you mean you won’t take $100 for your car? well, you are a peice of shit who is trying to scam me!” - every craigslist lowball buyer

I have to agree. Once in a great while people really just need to get their ass kicked. This is a good example of one of those times.

A Browns fan made this when Weeden left there:

Please stop making me sad by posting pictures of amazing long roofs that I cannot buy.