Me to my 2 year old: Watch out for the door (a closet door in the house)- keep your fingers away from the edge so you don’t smash your fingers! (because he did exactly that less than 24 hours earlier)

2 year old: Okay. I’ll be careful!

3 seconds pass, he closes the door on two fingers - looks at me in utter shock that I…

-Could have used his radio, didn’t.

Seems like a lot more content on this site is showing up after hours/days on Reddit.

My wife’s 2010 CX-7 GT with the DISI turbo (same as my 2008 Speed3) has been 100% trouble free with regular maintenance. It’s got 70k miles on it and we’re keeping it until 100k when it’ll get replaced by something else. My wife has tried to end its life a few times but it just keeps on going...

*Schaumburg*

As someone who’s worked in Supply Chain for over 15 years - when UPS screws up, it’s never with a $45 box of consumer grade shill.

They only lose the super expensive unobtanium that’s got severely undervalued insurance coverage.

NEVER, EVER undervalue your unicorn items...

I wonder if that was one of the three that I saw racing down Congress Parkway heading out of the city around 2pm. I was on the roof of a 7 story building on LaSalle - a couple of blocks off of Congress Pkwy - watching three dark/loud cars speed down the street - definitely not going the speed limit. I turned to my…

Highly likely that the MKS is a livery car in Chicago...

For all of those people who missed out on buying a CrossTour, Honda now offers this smaller and more confused Civic.

Jesus, this thing is ugly.

One of the most appealing things about the old NSX is that it didn’t look like every other car Honda/Acura was making at the time (save for the Prelude-ish front end). The new NSX looks like a flattened hybrid Accord with fewer seats/doors.

This is a ticket / idiot magnet with the clown car graphics...sleeper status would have been SOOO much better!

The candy store skit is one of my favorites!

Headlights could be smaller but because it’s on a truck, they’re the size of a human head.

Made me think of this skit...

That’s because they’re doing it too. If I had a dollar for every Chicago cop I saw driving around, texting or talking on their cell phone, I’d be on par (money wise) with a hot stripper in a tourist town after a wild Friday night.

Same thing applies to body shops.

He looks like Blake Shelton’s little brother.

Well, when you look/act like this guy, no one is asking to see it, now are they?

Color me not at all surprised...

The owner of the truck/boat combo came forward.

I’ve tried....really tried to watch Top Gear. I swear. But Chris Evans is such an annoying self-important douchebag with nothing to contribute to the show that I wind up wanting to watch Daniel Tiger reruns with my 2 year old.

Chris Harris and Sabine should be featured more since the show is about cars and what they…