Yes, a call to dispatch to order backup is SOP in this situation.

Sorry, but I’ve used this tactic before:

Call 911, the person you speak to speaks to responding officer, you get reply.

I like the fact that the writer (black woman) is smiling.

In NC, DOT has jurisdiction over SBI, Highway Patrol, etc...did you really pull DOT work? Would love to hear!

The only good thing about my Suburban; if I get on somebody’s ass, they pull over, thinking I’m a cop.

I used to smuggle coke and X when I was younger; we used ex-police cars because only (A) old people and (B) ex-COPS drive them. Therefore, less likely to get pulled.

You know when you get issued a Smart, you’re like, WTF?

My guess is they’re meter maids, and just leave tickets?

It’s just like hookers...they always contain eggs, so just to be safe, cook @ 425 for four hours, OK?

That’s why it’s called pre-heat...and not heat.

You are so right!

If you don’t have a therm in your possession, a great way to check your food is the finger test; if you can touch the middle of your food, it’s not ready.

The article only mentions bread; this would not work for %90 of cooking. I can’t, in good conscious, bake any sort of way, using this method.

My parents had a Corolla wagon; me and my sis used to jump around in the back. At some point we hit a dump truck on the way out of the dump. We flew around the cabin; it was quite fun. We also picked up a black puppy, which we named Madonna.

That sounds pretty cool!

Thanks. I just nose-blew a half a can of Icehouse on my keyboard.

My dad gets pissed when I call a Mexican a Mexican.

Cut the head off a snake and watch it struggle to breathe?

Not answering your phone for a month seems like a terminable offense to me.