Thanks, I will be missing another night of sleep.

How else did OBAMA go back in time to cause 9/11 IRAQ WAR?

Do these have any known recurring issues? A shop down my street restored one; it looked pretty sweet. A couple years later, it’s back at the shop, for sale.

Where do you live?

Kinda like a fuel gauge being below empty, but the car still running?

At some point there was a mandated alarm that went off over 55 mph or 65 mph, wasn’t there? When did the gov drop that issue, do you know?

See? This is what I was talking about when Nixon wanted to blow up the moon.

Really? I would have assumed it was for clearance...

I’m pretty sure I’m going to take a desk fan and bolt it to my hood; that way, all the bugs get eviscerated before they hit my windshield!

5 Stars by the IIHS.

Hey, a lot of V-dubbs were built in Brazil, which is in South America, which = America.

Why not a Cadillac El Dorado?

Yeah, I didn’t even think of a kit car. Maybe a Factory Five /w 427 side-oiler?

Yeah, so many things wrong with a VW:

I dunno, this might look cool in an LFA or something similar.

I actually have never watched the Italian Job; did the cop threaten to sodomize a driver with breakfast cereal?

Yeah, we have a “right-turn only” light on my way to work where people absolutely refuse to turn right on red. It bugs the shit out of me.

Honestly? I see this happen maybe once every two to three weeks; not exactly rare, but I also live in a pretty small town.

Down here in the South, all my friends ask me why I don’t own a gun:

Part of a nutritious, balanced breakfast, of course: