While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Happy Endings should have had Friends-level success.

Can some outlet please finally comment on performance for Xbox One X and PS4Pro? I’ve seen zero coverage of it, and seeing as how all indications are that the new consoles aren’t going to be available again until sometime in 2023, I’d like to know how the game fares on something I actually own.

My aunt made some comment about disliking how smug Kamala Harris looks while talking.

The original art of Johnny Five Aces from the hilarious and failed steampunk video game venture The Zybourne Clock has sold for $5,100. Remember to keep any of the dumb bullshit you put on the internet just in case you think you’ll be able to use five grand in the future.

Those strip lights aren’t legal due to their placement on the front of the vehicle.

My word, reading your article after reading the “Ask Jane” shitshow this morning is like night and day. Your advice is (as always) spot on, caring, and relevant. I enjoy every one of your articles immensely.

If she isn’t new money she’s acting like it. Obligatory:

I’m 100% for getting rid of anything that pays homage to traitors, but this is stupid. We glorify celebrities enough without erecting statues for them.

Let’s all jump to conclusions despite the lack of available evidence.

I don’t really think its surprising that one game would be bigger than the Switch’s available memory. I mean I was looking at games on my xbox one the other day and Halo 5 with dlc takes up like 80+ gb’s. Clearly going all digital is going to require expanded memory or an external hard drive. I want to know if…

Oh yeah. Over the last couple of years, he has become my absolute favourite

Yeah, it is wrong

So skin color is what determines whether or not you are able to care about someone? I would say that yes, that is wrong.

Really, Sandra Bland didn’t get any press coverage? Kalief Browder didn’t get any press coverage?

Of course it’s wrong. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.