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- The Black Rambo thing was about as subtle as a episode of Glee

you should probably lube it first.

*Marks the Matt Bomer and Cheyenne Jackson spots on my AHS white gay bingo card*

Look I'm all for napping, but you missing like two seasons worth of Steven Universe reviews. So…you know…whenever you're ready.

- Has Estelle been voicing Garnet the entire time? How did I not notice?

- Does Olivia really plan to finish that bowl of popcorn on her own?

This week I was bored so I tried to reverse my decision to destroy the dark brotherhood, bring everyone back, and restart the questline with console commands…and it blew up in my face. I got to the part where Cicero arrives with the night mother, but I can't go any farther.

When I'm studying I listen to Pandora's Beyonce station, the self-titled enters my soul and guides my hand to the right answer. I found myself humming Grown Woman during a pre-calc test. if I need something wordless I listen to the Portal 2 soundtrack, but that can get tricky, most of the songs go from quiet and…

Compared to the wine glasses used on Cougar Town Olivia practically uses a shot glass.

I spent many a night before the release of Smash for the 3DS waiting for Captain Falcon's revealing underwear costume under the belief that if they'd make one for that skinny, hairless…child then by the associative property the other characters would get one too, but this did not happen, so I didn't buy the game.

- Maybe Lucious' objection to Lola moving in with Jamal had to do with the fact that the Empire mansion is a security palace and last we saw Jamal was living…I'm not really sure, but this is all a moot point because the two can't have one interaction that has nothing to do with Jamal's homosexuality

Here's a fun little tidbit: Machete and Spy Kids exist in the same universe, Danny Trejo plays the same character in both films.

Oh thank god

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Enderman's Bisexual 2015: In Which I plot my next move, and vent frustrations

I hope you remember these jokes when Drip Drop wins a Grammy.

It's only been an hour, and sexually depraved people stumble upon the A.V. Club from an Onion article every day, give it time #Itgetsbetter.

Now that I think about it Marvel and DC have a metric shitton of alternate realities, universes, and timelines, but Star Wars has the one reality that keeps getting decanoned and recanoned. Disney owns Marvel and LucasArts, by the transitive property there should be a few AU's.

Yes, but at the same time, KOTOR is no longer canon. Which means any one interpretation/gameplay(mods included) is no more valid than another. Revan is now female and Bao-Dur is now bisexual and romancible, and no one can tell me otherwise.