Dustin Diamond must be kicking himself right now.

like you wouldn't believe

- Killing that guy after a single rose was a total Alison move, a move grounded in reality, but still.

I have so much shit to do this week. I have my first Engineering Economics test Friday and I've failed both quizzes I've been given. I mean, I know if I just study I can at least not fail but I can't help but feel this sense of impending doom. Last night I had a..nightmare? It wasn't even a nightmare it was just a…

Honestly my dick has never been softer. When at least one of these glorified underwear models can carry a 1200 pound tree for 6 steps then maybe I'll see this movie.

No sex? What kind of vanilla Skyrim are you playing?

Well not to imply anything, but Catholicism is pretty big over there.

I'm so afraid Hakeem is going to call Jamal the f word or something, mostly because I kinda don't want them to fight, and work together, but also because that would be too…easy, it's low hanging nuts fruit

Enderman's Bisexual 2015: In which my gratitude to my mother for leaving Haiti increases ten fold

You're slipping

Oh I totally forgot about Veep! Ok I'll start with that.

No, but it's the first one I could think of. Suggestions?

Is that a Supernatural reference? Because I'm certain that beautiful man is one of the five things that gun can't kill.

I want that man to pound me over a table, a sexual act I'm certain would kill me, but it would be worth it.

Do you really think bullets could stop him?

Oh my god I remember Drive! It was like The Amazing Race if it was a scripted drama. We really need an inventory on canceled Fox shows, it'd go on forever but still

Define "gay-themed"?

My school is offering free HBO GO accounts to all of the students that dorm here, so I'll finally get watch Looking, granted I'm going to fail all of my classes now, but still

When same-sex was legalized in January I was so certain this was our year. We were gonna redeem ourselves.

In the light of day? When people can see you?