So last semester hosted a ping pong tournament in the dorm lounge. I ended up losing in the first round 7-0(did you know ping pong had a mercy rule? I sure as hell didn't) and I stormed off, I guess I was just embarrassed and humiliated and it translated into anger. Anyways, They're having another this Thursday and I…

"And in the end, you became the very thing you swore to destroy"

HTGAWM comes back on the 29th, I'm counting the seconds.

Enderman's Bisexual 2015…

I know you know who Zendaya is because there was a Newswire about how she was considered to play Aaliyah in that terrible Lifetime movie, a bullet she managed to dodge. And just because Zendaya isn't as Anglican a name as Caroline doesn't mean you should make fun of it, but that's beside the point.

- How Jamal got through his father telling him he'd cut him off if he came out without stabbing him in the chest is beyond me. I hope at some point Jamal learns of his fathers condition or how the company started and blackmails him instead of playing the piano and crying about it.

Emma Roberts' character in Coven wasn't killed until the finale, It's slow progress but they're getting quicker.

Every Wednesday or so that picture comes up and when I inevitably make eye contact with it I feel like he steals a piece of my soul, and yet here I am.

"That was for Thane, you son of a bitch"

It's weird how…delicate she can be in ME3 compared to how durable she is during the suicide mission. It's like you have to do everything she says or she dies. Didn't warn her about Kai Leng? Dead! Didn't give her alliance resources? Dead! Not loyal? Dead! As opposed to Jack who continues to survive regardless of what…

College Shit Thread

In ME1 you have the option to save this one Asari scientist that's helping Saren make a genophage cure. In ME2 you run into her again during Grunt's recruitment mission, and have the option to spare again. If you do so both times in ME3 in turns out she was indoctrinated the entire time and she sets off a bomb that…

Prediction: at some point they do a timeskip to where Zombie detectives are incredibly common. I imagine people would put a "I'm fine with zombies eating my brain if it means catching my killer" stickers next to their organ donor stickers on their drivers license, serial killers make a point of destroying their…

Stephen Colbert

Has anyone seen that parent since the incident? because I would be shocked - SHOCKED! - If there corpse wasn't later found in a garbage can.

I'm Commander-fucking-Shepard, that's how.

I did buy the ultimate edition, which is good because Bioware is very weird about DLC's. Why can't I just buy them? Why do I have to buy points first?

You've described almost all of old aperture.

Was it the one with the painting of Caroline and Cave Johnson? She says something like "Those people in the painting, they look so happy"

- Buy a DLC, maybe Citadel, Arrival, or Dragonborn
- Buy a 3DS+ORAS (I'm not very hopeful about this one)