Being that both twins are witches, they're equally abhorrent in the eyes of the Lord.

Jesus. Beat me by two minutes to remembering this same ill-conceived television event.

I seem to recall an event in which all the TGIF shows (Including this show and Sabrina) crossed over with one another. Perhaps this is the source of your confusion?

Chronikooooo!!!!!!

I'm glad somebody finally found the guts to take the titan of cinema that is Green Lantern down a peg.

What?! Nick Lachey is the only 90's pop star with the cookie crunch.

And like everyone else who can be described as "the worst," he prefers Rei.

Sooo…I'm the only one looking forward to having a squats contest with a mustachio'd man in a speedo…in HD?

Third pog reference.

"Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing recordings to complete the series without Harry Shearer. Listen."

Its creator is too busy ruining it to allow Hollywood in on the fun.

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll. Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde.

Can't we just skip straight to the parody porn on this one?

So a 90's holdover like Sleater-Kinney sneaks in, but Midnight Vultures, Sea Change, The Information, and Guero can't merit Beck a nod? For shame AV Club. For. Shame.

If you've never heard the 1996 version…well, hold onto your butts…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Novelty pop hits with a house beat?"
Hey now! You leave Alice Deejay alone!

"When you are in a room with Luthor, you should get the feeling that he is a cat, and you are lasagna"

Really? An oral history of UHF? It's like I've died and found the marble in the oatmeal.

Is that the one where he plays for BYU?

That's no way to talk about the French.