Tummy Tuck Rule

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Its a shame they allow such a great sport to be spoiled by stupid passing, play-making, goal scoring, and speed skating. It would be so much better if the NHL would simply allow the goons and thugs to have the whole 60 minutes without all the pansy stuff some people think of as hockey. This is what we need to…

After the fight, Martin said, "You would have fought him too if you smelled what he said about my mother."

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Hernandez: I've been through this death thing before. It gets better with time.

After the game, the two Irishmen met up with a bunch of Patriots fans, who took them back to Boston and gave them jobs, wives, and genital warts.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SCORTCHING TAEK!!1!

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Blue Label. You've deserved it, old chap.

Since you attributed it to Criminal Minds, I can't take this with any remote seriousness. We all know CSI is the definitive TV source.

When I am 82, and on my way out, for the love of all that is holy, I grant all of you permission to take over my diet and feed me only candy, ice cream, sodas, and Johnny Walker Red.

Turns out they were Human After All (a sometimes painful Discovery). Hopefully next time they'll do their Homework.

We're up all night to get the Huskies

'Jackson said yesterday he handed the ball off because he "wanted that ball as a souvenir."'